Jeanne

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:28:52 GMT

ITCHY.

My Neighbor Stabbed His Wife

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:02:35 GMT

So this was an email subject I sent, but coincidently, is still just as true when I put it here.

re: re:

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:36:37 GMT

Get your own valentinr

JeanneMarie -- Alesis Multimix, Shure SM57, Eurorack

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:51:44 GMT

So last night was super fun, what with the arcading. I DDRed there, and well, that was damn fun.

I have been chillaxing in my monkey pajamas today. And I'm watching BS.

They are talking about recycling, which I doubt is going to change my recycling habits, but eh! It is still interesting. Apparently it isn't quite as environmental as we think?

Fwd: QUIZ-ONOES!

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:48:59 GMT

Yesterday: Dinner in Detroit

Today: Arcading

Future plans: VENGENCE!

Fwd: FW: House of Pain Pics

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:49:54 GMT

So I talked to my doctor, and aside from stabbing me with 429839 needles, and scheduling me for an aleph naught amount of tests, it went pretty well. He is angry at the surgeon, and got me to tell him everything. Well, not everything. I left the lollipop part out.

What I don't understand is why, if it says "Allergy to adhesives" on my chart and they happen to have that wrap around self-adhering tape that contains no actual adhesives, the nurse still slaps a bandaid on me.

Free Appetizer from Uno Bar and Grill

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:48:13 GMT

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr doctors. I would say "At least they heal you!" but one year of "Hmmm"'s and proceedures that are invasive on a comfort level leads me to believe the second part isn't true at all.

My doctor finally sent me to the surgeon, who basically didn't listen to me and said he wouldn't try it until my doctor tried this one form of treatment. I explained he did. And the surgeon goes "Oh, but people don't realize it has to be for an X amount of time." I pointed out that it was longer than that. He goes, oh, well try longer.

So I waited in his waiting room for three hours, only to run out sobbing AND I DIDNT EVEN GET A LOLLIPOP.

WHY no lolipop?!

But now I go to my normal doctor to figure out what to do next.

Fwd: Single Room Reservation

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:02:29 GMT

It is three degrees out and the dinner I'm at decides to serve gormet gelato at it. Granted I'm generally a huge fan of gelato, but couldn't we have something that's at least lukewarm before we step out into the cold?

Plus I could really go for pie. Mmmm. Pie!

I like pie.

First time card: 6/18-7/1

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:41:29 GMT

So yesterday while on the highway, my backdoor opened up. It was fun. It has been frozen shut for weeks, but apparently decided to melt on the way to work.

Also, I like ---- I started typing that and answered an IM. And forgot what it was I was saying.

Gametap rocks. I love playing BurgerTime! on it. Though the second level is ridiculously hard compared to the first. I think it is impossible to beat.

FW: Relief from the summer heat-wave!

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:43:02 GMT

Haha, yeah right. Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

Everything is encased in ice about 3x its thickness. (So my car is encased much thicker than the metal used to make my car?) My school books are IN MY TRUNK, which will not open. I saw something really weird looking, and realized it was a spiderweb covered in ice. That was really cool.

Things also LOOK really nice, but it made getting to work really hard. Especially since I could not open my door.

And then everyone decides driving 20 miles an hour is awesome. Granted, there was glare, but even unprepared me has sunglasses in the car.

Child's play comic

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:12:16 GMT

I've had a major case of the sneezes lately.

Grades are due tomorrow, and one professor admitted to my friend that s/he just started grading our papers yesterday. Hm.

The TV schedule for my mornings off suck. I should have done magic to get Tuesday off.

Actually, I just found arrested development. Thanks G4!

Also, this class had no preassigned work, so I have no idea what we are going to do in class. I know that sounds weird, but unlike college, you are expected to be completely prepared for the first class of the year, and spend the day going through it.

Mmm... tequilla lime chicken.

Subject: Enter a subject

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:55:08 GMT

My Birthday

Okay, I had to do that big since I still want to use old subject lines I have used, and well, I used the only birthday one I had before, and what good is reusing it?

Okay, so my birthday party will be at KatwalkNYC, CASHBAR, so you pay whatever you drink, on February 24th.

I'm going to be semi-dressy for it, but you wear whatever you want as long as you follow the place's dress code.

I'm going to talk to them about bringing items in, and/or figure out a food thing to do together before hand.

Anyone who sees this is invited, unless you are stalking me or something, and/or you know for a fact I would not want you there. (i.e., ask yourself, Did I kill her puppy? If so, I probably don't want to see you there :P )

Please let me know if you are INTERESTED!

Katwalk Dress Code
below are some of the clothing items not permitted for men:
Construction/ Timberland Boots
Baggy Jeans, ripped jeans
Headgear (baseball hats, bandanas, durags, etc...)
Sportswear (sweat pants, jerseys, etc...)
Sleeveless Shirts, Tank tops
Denim Shorts

utah outline

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 17:36:16 GMT

So... off to the doctor now. Let's see what they decide to cut out!

Maybe they'll give me a frontal lobotomy.

Tuesday at 2 pm

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 22:38:19 GMT

Oooo, I wonder what happens on Tuesday at 2pm

Anyway, someone mentioned I'm on a posting spree. But I supposed there are worse sprees to be on. Killing sprees. Those candys called sprees... The sugar rush alone is deadly.

But not as deadly as stilleto heels

I had intented to post about something specific, but that is gone.

With that said, I love project runway.

My birthday!

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:19:15 GMT

So, if I were having a huge birthday bash at Katwalk NYC on February 24th, who would be interested in going if it meant $70 a person, but a complete open bar?

Edit: We can do it non-open bar too, I just know how fast all of a sudden tabs run up too... so I am trying to decide which is better

And also, I can have food catered to our area, so I can cover all that stuff. So it would be food and drinks for $70

MY paper (PUT ACTUAL PAPER IN HERE)

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 16:36:33 GMT

So according to Nick, my perceptive skills are at 0%, but I'm completely lucid.

He at first thought I was crazy though. I was at his place, and using the sink, and I was in there drying my hands for a while. Nick asks what's up, and I tell him I can't get my hands dry. With this "You poor, poor crazy little thing" face on, he comes in, and looks at my hands. Sure enough, they are soaking wet, and the towel isn't really helping things.

So yes, I'm sane despite my euphoria of mixed cold medicines and pain killers (which I have not taken today... pain killers that is)

Some people should not shave their heads.

This professor is teaching his class in a way where Gilberts and other supplements definitely do not cover. Oh boy.

George just texted me "See you at 12!" Too bad our class is at 11.

If you are allowed time off to go to lectures...

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:08:11 GMT

I love these random subject lines

Anyway,

I always tell people that I can't take nyquil and that it is a last resort--and they laugh as if I made the funniest joke ever. But it is true. I spent a good portion of last evening, with glazed over eyes, staring at a TV set. While there was a show on it, I could not tell you anything about it. Furthermore, I feel as if I have a hangover.

Okay, so I'm taking the tyenol version of them because they have a decongestant in it too. And they have this cool burst flavor that is NASTY. I guess they are trying to get past the normal medicinal flavors... but imagine chugging that orange listerine. It still tastes BAD, but just different.

Actually, I HAVENT spent any money on shoes this year.

Furthermore, I have every Mel Brooks movie (that matters) on DVD.

I get to hear the fireside musical from blazing saddles remastered.

So I was really confused when I found a version of sudafed that had no pseudophedrine in it. I mean, SUDAFED. It is practically a given.

So now I go, sick, hungover, drugged out, and ... toothed out? to my first class of my first semester. Go go gadget first impressions!

Hello Mr/Miss

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:38:20 GMT

yes, yes another previous subject line

So the question is, will I fall asleep first or finish typing this

So i took a plane back to detroit, where the plane was about seven thousand miles away from the baggage claim. i was reading a book on the way, but it annoyed me because the author rambles more than I do. sheeesh

I'm still in love with that heart warming christmas tale, I don't know if I will ever find an equal in literary genius.

okay so its not a literary genius

I'm looking at many pairs of shoes and they are all mine. Oh dear. I wonder how much money I've spent on shoes.

Probably not as much as I have spent on food, luckily

Vanilla ice looks totally different now. wow

dayquil is yumy

Music appreciation under cover of mild inebriation...

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 16:34:37 GMT

Another fun old subject line from whatever e-mail I wrote that for

Anyway, I don't understand why people would use psudophed (or however you spell it) to make crystal meth. It, in itself, is a very beautiful thing. It is the reason I can breathe right now, since I've had a really bad cold since thursday. Also, why psudophed? Is that its monkier? Is it only pretending to be phed? Who is phed?

I find it really funny that root canals seemed like nothing, but the teeth reconstruction killed my mouth. Right now, I'd like to banish my upper and lower jawbones to the cornfield.

The other day, I had thought myself so clever because I came up with a modern pop culture reference to replace the phrase "banishing to the cornfield." Apparently, I am not that clever since I cannot even remember what it is. That may be a good thing, because it probably wasn't a very good reference.

Speaking of references, I never understood why you couldn't take dictionaries out of the library. What if you were genuinely interested in learning words, but couldn't afford a dictionary?

Furthermore, why are THOSE books called reference books? I think most of the books could be considered "references." Futhermore, that section can be misleading to people looking for job recommendations.

Correct Shoe Wanted

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:22:33 GMT

That up there is another reused subject title

Anyway,

So I get this e-mail entitled "NEW JOB OPENINGS IN YOUR AREA!" Excitedly, I open it and its for jobs in Arizona. Does this person know something about me I don't? I did think the weather was a bit warm lately.

...Odd, I just got an e-mail advertising houses in Arizona... What is going on here?

Anyway, I just got back from Max Brenners, this place that serves chocolate everything. Collectively now: Mmmm.

I was with my friends, and they decided to randomly drive into the city. Okie!

Also, I have a red cell phone, and you most likely don't. But if you do, you can join my cool club.

Deadbeat Santa Relief

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:47:00 GMT

Okay, so my title has nothing to do with this post. I just found out that Firefox wants to fill in the name of any previous e-mail subject I've written, and I started typing a word it wanted to auto-fill as "Deadbeat Santa Relief". So Deadbeat Santa it is.

Speaking of Dead and Santa, I just read a book called the Stupidest Angel -- a Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror. When I saw, "Johnny saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and asked an angel to bring him back" on the description, I knew I had to purchase it. Strangest book ever.

Right now I'm waiting for my dad to finish showering so we can go to his friend's restaurant in China Town. Not that I can eat, since I had four hours of dental work done. If people give you a choice between a pony and four hours of dental work, do NOT make the decision I did.

Furthermore, I've been so hopped up on painkillers, I'm not quite sure I'm me. I suppose I can be you. Or maybe your brother. But then I'd wonder about that since I'm female.

Rawrrrzorrrrrr

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:54:18 GMT

I have only one exam left so my stress levels are somewhat subsiding. But of course, I couldn't be Jeanne without doing something weird. So, with my hardest test coming up, I'm going in for a full day of work, voluntarily!

woohoo!

(there needs to be a mood that just says: WHY?!)

It's terrible when....

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:33:25 GMT

You have an exam in a few minutes, and all you can do is sing this dumb song over and over in your head... that you are making up as you go along.

Feel free to laugh or mock me. I'm completely cracked out from finals

Waiting in the test room
OO-OO
Waiting in the test room
a yeaaaaah!
waiting in the the test room
(The test room!)
waiting
waiting
IN THE TESSSSSSSSSSST ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
WOH!
Cause in the test room
(the test room)
that's where magic happens!
live are revieved!
some people suicide!
all in the test room
(The test room)
OO-OO!

I'm very openly stealing this idea

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:27:06 GMT

If you would like a Christmas card, post your address here. It won't show up for everyone because I have it set to screen and I will not take it off. If you think I may have it, post it anyway because I've had about four address books delete on me in the past few years.

Don't be shy!

Yes, I stole this from Kate / EtoileBP

Sue me! ;)

This is making me physically sick to read...

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 13:17:38 GMT

And I am feeling my self go pale and shakey in class. I suspect you may feel equally outraged/andorsick

USAToday

E-mails sent as Hurricane Katrina raged reveal that FEMA's then-director, Michael Brown, discussed his clothing and his need for a dog sitter but left unanswered urgent messages.
A House committee investigating the response to Katrina released about 1,000 e-mails as members complained that the Bush administration had failed to provide copies of communications among high-level officials, including White House chief of staff Andy Card and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff.

Deputy White House press secretary Trent Duffy said, "The White House staff is working on that information collection."

The newly released e-mails depict an official who "made few decisions and seemed out of touch," said Rep. Charlie Melancon, D-La.

Last month at a Senate hearing, Marty Bahamonde, the Federal Emergency Management Agency's only employee in New Orleans when Katrina struck Aug. 29, said he e-mailed Brown on Aug. 31, "Sir, I know that you know the situation is past critical ... many will die." Brown replied, "Thanks for the update. Anything specific I need to do or tweak?"

An e-mail offering critical medical equipment got no response for four days.

Brown resigned two weeks after Katrina hit. E-mail excerpts:

· Aug. 29, 7:19 a.m., Cindy Taylor, FEMA deputy director of public affairs to Brown, about his shirt as he appeared on NBC's Today: "My eyes must certainly be deceiving me. You look fabulous — and I'm not talking the makeup."

Brown, 7:52 a.m.: "I got it at Nordsstroms ... Are you proud of me? Can I quit now? Can I go home?"

· Aug. 30, 10:52 p.m. Brown to assistant Tillie James: "Do you know of anyone who dog-sits?"

· Sept. 2, 8:37 a.m. Brown to acquaintance Betty Guhman, on his pre-Katrina plans to leave FEMA: "Last hurrah was supposed to have been Labor Day. I'm trapped now, please rescue me."

Andy Lester, Brown's lawyer, said the committee "ought to focus" on FEMA's budget and other issues and not on e-mails that he characterized as efforts to boost morale among stressed staff and deal with family matters.

Other email quotes: "'If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god.''

''Please roll up the sleeves of your shirt -- all shirts. Even the President rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow. In this (crisis) and on TV you just need to look more hard-working.''

-- Sharon Worthy, Brown's press secretary e-mailed to him during Katrina crisis.